Typefaces are the Fonts of Inspirations for Typesetters. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for desktop publishers, graphic designers, typesetters, and other creatives who like to play with their words.

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Funny Quote: Typefaces are the Fonts of T-Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

A saucy attitude is the recipe for success! You have to be brave, inventive, and daring in the kitchen. The perfect apron for sauciers and punsters alike.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

This "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Polo Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Hoodie

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

This funny "Slice King" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Polo Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Wired hummingbirds in the backyard. Enter and approach at your own risk! A funny, tongue-in-cheek way to tell your visitors that beware! the flowers and nectar feeders in your garden belongs to those tiny but feisty, feathered superathletes. Set on warning yellow background with caution signs for added humor.

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Creative Tag Cloud Mug

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a toast to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Flask

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Mug

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave, maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Espresso Cup

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Belief and perseverance in the face of the greatest odds are the hallmarks of difference maker.

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Difference Maker T-Shirt

Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

Nothing says "you complete me" or "your better/other half" than lovers' mugs. Celebrate Valentine's Day with this pair, which features the sentiment "My Better Half" on one mug ... and the answering sentiment "what he said" on the other mug, encircled with white hearts. Use sentiments as is, or substitute with your own special messages.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts ... Coffee Mug Set

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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UPC Code Gamechanger Trucker Hat

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" mug is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Coffee Mug

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" flask is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Flask

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Throw Pillow

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Canvas Print

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Poster

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Pinback Button

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your kitchen with this magnet, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Classic Round Sticker

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Pinback Button

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Coffee Mug

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Trucker Hat

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) T-Shirt

Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Espresso Cup

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" sticker is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)

This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

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Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

It's been said that humor has a grain of truth in it (how many grains is a matter of interpretation). A voracious reader of over 1,000 books in my youth--spanning an eclectic range of genres, from sci fi and (true) fantasy to Shakespearean dramas and autobiographies--has created a wit that alternates between slapstick and tongue-and-cheek, and a sense of humor that is perversely but cleanly twisted.

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