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A saucy attitude is the recipe for success! You have to be brave, inventive, and daring in the kitchen. The perfect apron for sauciers and punsters alike.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud that connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Fur-fessional Human Walker Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Punny Sheep Baad to the Bone Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Cute Capybara Party Animal Pet Bandana Collar

WOW Pet Bandanas

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Pseudo-embossed on a ceramic tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Ceramic Tile

This hashtag headgear affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles?

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Superhero Costume Designer #hashtag Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Cap

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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WOW Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores