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Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

A saucy attitude is the recipe for success! You have to be brave, inventive, and daring in the kitchen. The perfect apron for sauciers and punsters alike.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "hoc facite hodie, quod cras non venit." translates from Latin to English as "do it today because tomorrow never comes". Or carpe diem ("seize the day").

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Latin Hoc Facite Hodie, Quod Cras Non Venit Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Button

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Bandana

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

This colorful word art design features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. Perfect for breaking the ice, whatever the spoken tongue, and great for celebrating International Mother Language Day on February 21!
 
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WOW Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores