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Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud that describes the many facets of these delicate beauties. 

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny This Pickleball Professor Dinks & Drives T-Shirt

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hershey's Miniatures

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your travels with this passport cover, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Passport Holder

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Wooden Box Sign

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Glass Coaster

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Latte Mug

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Adult Apron

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Seat Cushion

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking cooler features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons

This hashtag headgear affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles?

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Superhero Costume Designer #hashtag Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Cap

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores