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Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list for Christmas or throughout the year!

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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Add a bit of inspiration to the kitchen with this apron, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Apron

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

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Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Mug

Funny Life is a Journey ... Leggings

Funny Life is a Journey ... Canvas Print

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... Button

Funny Life is a Journey ... Stone Coaster

Funny Life is a Journey ... Glass Coaster

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores