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Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Hot mess is the perfectly apron for gourmets and gourmands who look great, even in the kitchen.

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

This funny, double punned "This butter be good, because there's no margarine for error" apron will bring a groan, if not a chuckle or two, to those who read it, and those don it!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay ... No Margarine for Error Adult Apron

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Shot Glass

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Napkins

Break the ice with this design, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bib

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Teddy Bear

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Burp Cloth

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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UPC Code Gamechanger Trucker Hat

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores