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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in finer print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach .. Hashtag Grandmom Giant Coffee Mug

No matter what language you speak, "cozy" is a powerful word and benediction, and it is rendered on this fleece blanket in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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Colorful Cozy Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Hand Sanitizer

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Add a bit of inspiration to your life with this design, which features a stylized purple butterfly standing in for the circle above the letter i and the motivational quote to "be inspired everyday" set in elegant lettering.

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WOW Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Purple Butterfly

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux gold-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Travel roads less taken. Break new ground and forge a new path." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will change the world.

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Motivational Travel Roads Less Taken Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Food Burner Ever Cutting Board

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey®'s Kisses®

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them on these notes, which sport the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. 

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Post-it Notes

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Glass Coaster

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hershey's Miniatures

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

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