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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Hershey Bar Favors

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Retractable Banner

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement House Flag

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Paper Cups

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Paper Cups

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Jigsaw Puzzle

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Canvas Print

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features an ode to sleep, accompanied by a stone sculpture of a young Buddhist monk slumbering peacefully.

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Outdoor Pillow

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your travels with this passport cover, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Passport Holder

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

With the quote, "Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt", rendered in grunge-style lettering on a black background, this skateboard design pays homage to skateboard lingo while being both edgy and funny. 

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Edgy Grunge Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death

If you love autumn, then these fall-themed typographical napkins, which feature a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons, is "wonder fall" for Thanksgiving and fall time parties!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Napkins

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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