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This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

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Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny This Pickleball Professor Dinks & Drives T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name T-Shirt

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Shot Glass

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Napkins

Break the ice with this design, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bib

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Teddy Bear

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Burp Cloth

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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UPC Code Gamechanger Trucker Hat

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

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