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This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

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Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe with this top, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The Journey is All that Matters" (so make every step count!) rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational The Journey is all that Matters T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Ballet Liaison Officer Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in smaller print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach ... Hashtag Grandmom T-Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Mug

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Throw Pillow

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Pinback Button

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Espresso Cup

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Luggage Tag

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Keychain

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ...

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the BSOD. As a long-term PC user, I am well acquainted with the blue screen of death (BSOD). This most dreaded of computer errors is a constant across all the PC-based operating systems I've had the privilege (or misfortune) of using. Ergo, my tongue-in-cheek haiku ("tribute") for BSODs.

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Funny Haiku to the Blue Screen of Death

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Throw Pillow

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Teddy Bear

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Blanket

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud Door Doormat

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Tag Cloud Rug

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud V3 Doormat

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud Doormat

Updated for 2023! Greet family, friends, and other visitors to your home with this welcome mat, which features a colorful tag cloud for the word "welcome" in many languages. 

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WoW Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

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