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Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny shirt is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in smaller print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach ... Hashtag Grandmom T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration to your wardrobe with this shirt, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great gift idea or giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly T-Shirt

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Acrylic Tumbler

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Pinback Button

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Canvas Print

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Glass Coaster

Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Keychain

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ...

Love conquers all, but so does chocolate! The perfect apron for those with a sweet tooth.

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Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

With the funny observation, "Cloud Watchers Always Find the Silver Lining" (word wrapped around a smiling cumulonimbus cloud), this is the perfect shirt for children, cloud watchers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Funny Cloud Watchers Always Find the Silver Lining T-Shirt

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

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