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Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

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I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud apron, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores