This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Hoodie

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Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Add a touch of poetic whimsy to your wardrobe with this top, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

Luddites, AI developers/programmers, *and* AI testers, unite! Celebrate July 16 (Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day) or September 12 (International Programmers' Day) with this funny novelty shirt, which features the meme, "I Think I Broke the A.I. (and, in finer print, 'Curiosity Killed the ChatBot')" on the front and a multitude of (unanswered) questions on the back, written in a grungy, marker-style font.

This design was based on my inaugural experience with the AI chatbot; I simply overwhelmed it with my multitude of questions (in the same way that children pepper their parents with a gazillion questions).

(TIP: that's how we'll take down the machines!) :)

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Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You T-Shirt

Break the ice with this design, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Olive You. Just the Way You Are. A little punny humor for olive fans like myself, and groans from everyone else. I didn't grow up eating the Greek ones (in Greek salad), but rather, the Asian ones in porridge. Regardless, I love both.

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Funny Quote Olive You. Just the Way You Are. Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Mommy's Little Boy." Personalize with a name and/or meme. Perfect for the canine who's a real prince!

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Funny Mommy's Little Boy Pet Bandana Collar

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Empathy is the foundation of friendship" describes the essence of most meaningful -- and enduring -- of personal connections.

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Empathy is the Foundation of Friendship Ceramic Tile

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Hoodie

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