This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

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If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny shirt, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background. 

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Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Offer a bit of humor with this word art design, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 
 
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Cute Funny Sleep Prodigy Word Art Black Cotton Face Mask

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Latte Mug

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Stone Coaster

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking cooler features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Chocolate Covered Oreo

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Jigsaw Puzzle

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Canvas Print

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features an ode to sleep, accompanied by a stone sculpture of a young Buddhist monk slumbering peacefully.

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Head Cover

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the one who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with these  novelty golf gift ideas, which tout their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts).

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