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Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Moose (Mousse) Cakes Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Jigsaw Puzzle

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Throw Pillow

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Poster

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Canvas Print

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features an ode to sleep, accompanied by a stone sculpture of a young Buddhist monk slumbering peacefully.

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

Take a swipe at AI with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features a humorous adapted Jimism, "I Don't Hate the Chatbot. It's the Most Incredible Bulls**t Generator Ever."

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Funny I Don't Hate the Chatbot ... Giant Coffee Mug

Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Stemless Wine Glass

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Duffle Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 Duffle Bag

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Fanny Pack

Celebrate Syzygy on August 28, 2024 Fleece Blanket

Celebrate Syzygy and the Planetary Parade on 2024 with these designs, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets on a solid black background.

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WOW Planetary Parade / Celebrate Syzygy 2024

Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Born to Bake Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores