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This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bodysuit

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your wardrobe with this top. This multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud describes the many facets and symbolism of these delicate beauties. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud T-Shirt

This funny shirt mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious Weird Word T-Shirt

Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mug

This funny mug mocks the overuse of the exclamation mark with conflicting advice versus actual application. All punctuation in moderation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the meme "Long Live Dead Languages". Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny All Punctuation in Moderation !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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Astronomically Funny Astronomy Planets Humor T-Shirt

Great Ideas Start as Doodles on a Napkin. That's right -- many successfully commercialized ideas have started with a pen, a thought, and scribbles on the back of a napkin. Inspiration these days is more likely to occur on a smartphone.

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

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