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Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

A rather apropos passport cover with the quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering on a faux stained burlap background, is great for those who like to wander. 

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Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Passport Holder

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), this is the perfect passport cover for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Passport Holder

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your travels with this passport cover, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Passport Holder

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

With the quote, "Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt", rendered in grunge-style lettering on a black background, this skateboard design pays homage to skateboard lingo while being both edgy and funny. 

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Edgy Grunge Hit the Deck and Kick Asphalt

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Cutting Board

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Apron

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Pickleball Paddle

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Kitchen Towel

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Canvas Print

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

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