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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking apron features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt, which features the humorous observation "You don't know jack-o'-lantern" styled in a slightly askew font in black is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends!

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Funny Punny You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern T-Shirt

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Creative Tag Cloud Mug

Take a swipe at age, birthdays, and genetics with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the humorous, pseudo-science-y, pseudo-philosophical observation, "you're only as old as the length of your telomeres."

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Funny You're Only as Old as the Length of ... Giant Coffee Mug

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this table tennis paddle is for you! Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) 

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Ping Pong Paddle

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "hoc facite hodie, quod cras non venit." translates from Latin to English as "do it today because tomorrow never comes". Or carpe diem ("seize the day").

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Latin Hoc Facite Hodie, Quod Cras Non Venit Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores