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Wired hummingbirds in the backyard. Enter and approach at your own risk! A funny, tongue-in-cheek way to tell your visitors that beware! the flowers and nectar feeders in your garden belongs to those tiny but feisty, feathered superathletes. Set on warning yellow background with caution signs for added humor.

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons Mug

WOW Cheers to You

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Hershey's Miniatures

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Lumbar Pillow

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Paper Plates

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Brownie

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Candy Jar

Treat trick or treaters to this delightfully pseudo gothic-inspired design, which features off-kilter Halloween greetings mischievously rendered on orange and black backgrounds with a grinning jack-o-lantern standing in for the letter 'o'.

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Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Hot mess is the perfectly apron for gourmets and gourmands who look great, even in the kitchen.

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Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Coaster

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Coffee Drink Mix

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Hershey's Miniatures

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Card

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life T-Shirt

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Glass Coaster

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this greeting card, which combines the handwritten word "Blessed" with the sentiment "to Have You in My Life" with cute red cartoon hearts underneath.
 
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Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Sports Analyst Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter LED Sign

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Trinket Tray

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Wireless Charger

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Dart Board

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Coaster

Nothing says gear for the garage like this funny design (no beer rings on the workbench please), designed in the style of a glowing car odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with a name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases!

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WOW Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

More from Words of Whimsy

Other yard signs & flags from various stores