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A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Add a bit of inspiration to the kitchen with this apron, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud apron, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking apron features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Adult Apron

WOW You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day

WOW Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life

WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

WOW Time to Be Nice!

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Instill a sense of humor in the family with this funny kids' t-shirt, which features the words "little genius", with genius spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols

Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Throw Pillow

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Canvas Print

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Poster

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Pinback Button

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your kitchen with this magnet, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Words Change and Challenge

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Bottle Hanger Tag

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Credit Card Bottle Opener

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Napkins

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Coffee Drink Mix

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores