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You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This colorful "Mucho Gusto!" word art (Spanish for "nice to meet you!") is perfect for chefs, gourmets, and gourmands who love to break the ice ... in the kitchen, at the BBQ, or anywhere else an apron, food, and a number of people are called for.

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Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

Add a bit of inspiration to the kitchen with this apron, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Apron

Show your love for Mother Nature with this apron, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!

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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Bottle Hanger Tag

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Credit Card Bottle Opener

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Napkins

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Coffee Drink Mix

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Peel And Stick Photo Tile

You are what you eat! Kale is not just window dressing for the red meats at your local grocer. It's loaded with Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of raw kale delivers a whopping 671% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)). It's also a superfood, super rich in Vitamin C, Vitamin A, as well as lutein and zeaxanthin (the latter two being the carotenoids needed to keep your eyes healthy). I may turn up my nose at other members of the brassica family, but kale gets my thumbs up.

Kale is also super easy to grow. Ours flourish all year long; winter's frost even adds a touch of sweetness.

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Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores