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Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Sports Team Chauffeur Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Port Authority® Backpack

Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Pickleball Paddle

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

With the quote, "Embrace the Darkslide", rendered in elegant lettering on a black background, this skateboard design offers a tongue-in-cheek poke at a certain very famous epic space opera/science fiction franchise that's spanned almost half a century and garnered millions of fans from around the world. 

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Funny Embrace the Darkslide White Stars Skateboard

This inspirational gardener's "Garden the Stresses of the Day Away" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! It is true--once you focus on the joys of making green things grow, you learn to relax both mentally and physically. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Inspirational Garden the Stresses of the Day Away  Outdoor Pillow

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores