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These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Ball Marker

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Glass Coaster

Make it known to one and all that literary spontaneity runs through your veins, and you are a slam poet with this hashtag headgear!

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#slampoet #hashtag Slam Poet Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Hat

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Love conquers all, but so does chocolate! The perfect apron for those with a sweet tooth.

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Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with words, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Haiku Hero" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for poets, storytellers, creative writers, or anyone who simply has an artistic eloquence with the pen! 

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Funny Haiku Hero Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for family PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this foil print, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on sepia-toned waters (or shifting sands), fading to black!

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Inspirational to Dream is to Journey ... Foil Prints

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

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