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Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking apron features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

The politically correct way to refer to those who slave away over a hot stove. The perfect apron for those with a (more) sophisticated sense of humor!

I'm Not a Cook. I'm a Food Artiste. Adult Apron

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Paper Plates

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Cornhole Bags

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Hot Sauces

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Pillar Candle

You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day Flask

With the compliment, "You're Awesomesauce", styled in a tall block font with four bold hot pepper colors on a solid black background, this design is perfect for celebrating someone special on World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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WOW You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

Take a bit of inspiration with you with this keychain, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Be Inspired Everyday Purple Butterfly Keychain

This funny shirt, which sports the humorous observation "Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast" (on the reverse) and another humorous observation "Super Linguists Finish off the Library Before Lunchtime" (on the front), is the perfect gift idea for linguists, bookworms, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! 

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Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad T-Shirt

Summarize the dreams of (just about) every creative and POD designer with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the humorous wish, "I just want to create, get paid, and sip pina coladas."

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Funny I Just Want to Create, Get Paid, and Sip ... Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Magic Mug

Funny Colorful Spice The Final Frontier Apron

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Coaster Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trinket Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trivet

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this tile, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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WOW Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores