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These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Bandana

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Adult Cloth Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Mug

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Port Authority® Backpack

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Drawstring Bag

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Mug

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ceramic Tile

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Trivet

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Glass Coaster

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

A great coaster (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ...

This funny "Slice King" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Polo Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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