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This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Born to bake: the perfect apron for those who rule the kitchen with their exacting requirements, profess an undying love for yeast, swear by Fahrenheit, and revel in funny math like "a baker's dozen".

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Born to Bake Adult Apron

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Sauce is No Substitute for Skill Adult Apron

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud apron, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this tag cloud t-shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud T-Shirt

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Sling Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Duffle Bag

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Seat Cushion

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Fanny Pack

I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 Button

Celebrate the Planetary Parade on February 28, 2025, with this design, which announce the event in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the seven aligning planets on a solid black background. 

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WOW Planetary Parade 2025

With the quote, "Embrace the Darkslide", rendered in elegant lettering on a black background, this skateboard design offers a tongue-in-cheek poke at a certain very famous epic space opera/science fiction franchise that's spanned almost half a century and garnered millions of fans from around the world. 

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Funny Embrace the Darkslide White Stars Skateboard

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

No matter what language you speak, "blessings" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a white background.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores