This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

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This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

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This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Balls

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

WOW Golf Personalized

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Mug

This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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WOW Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Napkins

Colorful Cheers in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Can Cooler

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Glass

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Coaster

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with these hand sanitizers, which feature the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on shifting golden sands.

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Hand Sanitizer

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Hershey's Miniatures

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Lumbar Pillow

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Paper Plates

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Brownie

Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern Candy Jar

Treat trick or treaters to this delightfully pseudo gothic-inspired design, which features off-kilter Halloween greetings mischievously rendered on orange and black backgrounds with a grinning jack-o-lantern standing in for the letter 'o'.

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Spooktacular Orange Halloween Jack-o-Lantern

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud Door Doormat

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Tag Cloud Rug

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud V3 Doormat

Colorful Welcome in Many Languages Word Cloud Doormat

Updated for 2023! Greet family, friends, and other visitors to your home with this welcome mat, which features a colorful tag cloud for the word "welcome" in many languages. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

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