This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

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This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "for more laughter in your life, turn off auto-correct." 

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Funny For More Laughter ... Turn off Auto-Correct T-Shirt

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Paper Cups

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

Sauce is no substitute for skill. When you've murdered a dish, the best sauce in the world can't revive it. I know, I've tried. The perfect apron for non-sauciers.

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

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