This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

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This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

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This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

Pseudo-embossed on a ceramic tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Ceramic Tile

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny Sherman teddy bear, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Teddy Bear

This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Funny Quote: Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this tag cloud t-shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Pest Control Specialist". Perfect for the canine who knows how to chase down its quarry!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

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