This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

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This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

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This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this multi-purpose golf divot tool, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capitals) on a royal blue background.

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Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "o mundus iste (caput quassans)" translates from Latin to English as "oh, this world (shaking my head)".

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Latin O Mundus Iste (Caput Quassans) Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these paper plates, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Paper Plates

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Can Cooler

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Kitchen Towel

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Wireless Charger

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Notebook

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser T-Shirt

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Bottle Opener

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Magic Mug

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), these are the perfect gift ideas for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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WOW Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Definitions of Dad Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hershey's Miniatures

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad T-Shirt

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Best Job Title Procrastinator Ever Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Neck Tie

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty soccer ball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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