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Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Greyhounds Retired from the Racetrack Pet Bed

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This "Who Needs a Dog Bed When I Can Sleep in Yours?" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who can't be separated from their dogs--whether their four-legged friends are small or large, long-haired or short-haired--when it's time to drift off to dreamland. Because whatever is good for mommy or daddy is good for Rover! 

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Funny Dog Who Needs a Dog Bed ...

This vividly colorful and psychedelic "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of this Pet Bed" pet bed is the perfect gift idea for dog owners who love adding lots of color to their four-legged friends' sleeping accommodations--even if the gesture is a bit lost on the dogs themselves. ;) As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pet Bed

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

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Other pet beds from various stores