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I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language. At least it's words I don't understand.

Interesting fact: this bumper sticker was selected for use as a movie prop in "Office Christmas Party" starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and a subsection of Saturday Night Live cast members. The "crazy bird lady / bird nerd" in this 2016 holiday flick is Mary Winetoss (portrayed by SNL's Kate McKinnon), the by-the-book head of Human Resources, and a parrot owner.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This vehicle makes unscheduled stops for ducks (and other forms of wildlife crossing the road). Great tongue-and-cheek bumper sticker for nature lovers (and a good way to tell motorists behind you not to follow too closely)!

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Funny This Vehicle Stops for Ducks Bumper Sticker

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave, maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Espresso Cup

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "It's Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet." 

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Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Throw Pillow

Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture Poster

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features an ode to sleep, accompanied by a stone sculpture of a young Buddhist monk slumbering peacefully.

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Cute Peaceful Sleeping Young Monk Stone Sculpture

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Quote Cats are the Soul of Indifference ... Coffee Mug

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Black Cotton Face Mask

You Had Me at Steak 'n' Potatoes is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the food that won you over at first sight (or taste), with the sobriquet rendered in a pairing of handwriting and block lettering. Customize with your chosen dish/meal.

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Funny You Had Me at Steak 'n' Potatoes Apron

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

This "I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024" dopp kit, styled in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets, is perfect for letting one and all know that you were into serious planetgazing on that night! A great gift idea for stargazers and astronomers (budding and established!)

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I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024 Dopp Kit

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this alliterative pickleball paddle, which tells us that the wearer is a "pickleball professor". Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Trucker Hat

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Bumper Sticker

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Other bumper stickers, decals & car magnets from various stores