Get the conversation started with this funny leather patch hat, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Leather Patch Hat

With the compliment, "Thanks for Being Awesome", styled in a dynamic, exciting handwritten font and paired with block lettering, this is the perfect leather patch hat for World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day Leather Patch Hat

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" leather patch hat is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Leather Patch Hat

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" leather patch hat is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Leather Patch Hat

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical leather patch hat, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes Leather Patch Hat

Make World Oceans Day a memorable event with this leather patch hat, which features the tagline "Save Our Oceans" in sans serif lettering, with a stylized aquatic globe in the letter "O" of "Oceans" above a quintet of waves.

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Save Our Oceans Stylized Waves Leather Patch Hat

A great leather patch hat for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Today the Steps, Tomorrow the Mountain", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational Today the Steps Tomorrow the Mountain Leather Patch Hat

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things Hat

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Notebook

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Luggage Tag

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Ping Pong Paddle

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Paper Plates

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Skateboard

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Dart Board

Funny Tie-Dye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Seltzer Can Cooler

Add a touch of humor to your dining experience with this vividly colorful and psychedelic design, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Product" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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WOW Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ...

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Can Cooler

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Paper Plates

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Doormat

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Dart Board

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Button

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Coaster

Nothing says gear for the garage like this funny design (no beer rings on the workbench please), designed in the style of a glowing car odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with a name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases!

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WOW Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter

This funny "Liver Lovers Club" apron is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek, quasi-sophisticated way to show off your love for this organ meat (which we know appeals to only a select few, er, discerning palates!

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Funny Minimalist Typography The Liver Lovers Club Apron

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Leather Patch Hat

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Leather Patch Hat

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