This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

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This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

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This ball says it all! This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "o mundus iste (caput quassans)" translates from Latin to English as "oh, this world (shaking my head)".

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Latin O Mundus Iste (Caput Quassans) Peel And Stick Photo Tile

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty shirt, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

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Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the holder of all knowledge arcane, obscure, or esoteric, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Obscure Trivia Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for the member of the family who knows things no one else knows!

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing pet bandana, which reads "Top Dawg" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a young Klee Kai puppy). Perfect for the pet who's at the top of its game!

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Cute Top Dawg Pet Bandana Collar

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Apron

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Kitchen Towel

Get a chuckle at the party with this can cooler, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars

With the compliment, "Thanks for Being Awesome", styled in a dynamic, exciting handwritten font and paired with block lettering, this is the perfect leather patch hat for World Compliment Day (March 1) -- or any day that you feel like making someone's day, at a party, or even at the office!

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Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day Leather Patch Hat

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Glass Coaster

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Mug

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Can Cooler

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Shot Glass

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking cooler features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Mug

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Hoodie

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Scented Candle

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Yoga Mat

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Notebook

With the affirmation to "live in the moment", this design is the perfect way to remind you to live for today, and let its moments enlighten you with valuable lessons.

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

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