This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

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This argyle pattern-edged golf towel, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (and, in fine print, the rhyming sidebar "is a royal pain on the green"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear that bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

This funny "Good Driver" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "not too shabby behind the wheel, either") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who really knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

I'm not a photographer. I just like to take my camera for a walk (everyday). The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for wildlife and nature photographers, who often go on many trips without getting their subjects or money shots.

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Funny Quote: I'm Not a Photographer. I Just ... T-Shirt

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey's Miniatures

Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag Embroidered Baseball Cap

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ping Pong Paddle

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Glass Coaster

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... T-Shirt

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Pickleball Paddle

A great coaster (and conversation piece) for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ...

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Acrylic Tumbler

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Button

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Magnet

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Hip Flask

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Polo Shirt

Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Glass Coaster

Take a bit of nature with you wherever you go with this green bag, which features the tagline "Save Our Oceans" in sans serif lettering, with a stylized aquatic globe in the letter "O" of "Oceans" above a quintet of blue waves. A great giveaway for World Oceans Day!

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