These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") golf balls are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Golf Game of Lies Golf Balls

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography putter cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

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These funny "Duff in the Rough" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

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WOW Argyle & Block

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Paper Plates

Olive You. Just the Way You Are. A little punny humor for olive fans like myself, and groans from everyone else. I didn't grow up eating the Greek ones (in Greek salad), but rather, the Asian ones in porridge. Regardless, I love both.

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Funny Quote Olive You. Just the Way You Are. Coffee Mug

Life is full of ironies. Mother Nature really knows how to pull the wool over our eyes. It surprised me to learn that dandelion, that wretched self-seeding weed that is the bane and blight of landscapers and gardeners, is actually loaded with even more Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of dandelion greens delivers a whopping 741% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)) ... even more than kale. Tea, coffee, and wine have been made using dandelions for many years, and this 'lowly' weed has even been used for medicinal purposes in many cultures since the dawn of time.

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Funny Quote Give Us This Day Our Daily Dandelions Coffee Mug

This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the holder of all knowledge arcane, obscure, or esoteric, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Obscure Trivia Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for the member of the family who knows things no one else knows!

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

No matter what language you speak, "blessings" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a white background.

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Colorful Blessings Word Cloud in Many Languages Pillar Candle

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

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