These "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball makers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Marker

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This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

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This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography putter cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf balls give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Balls

This funny "Good Driver" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "not too shabby behind the wheel, either") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who really knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "one game. two playing styles.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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These funny "Duff in the Rough" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in finer print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach .. Hashtag Grandmom Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Mug

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Trucker Hat

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Magnet

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Postcard

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Acrylic Tumbler

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth T-Shirt

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Napkins

Take a bit of nature with you wherever you go with this all-over-print drawstring bag, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. A great giveaway for Earth Day!
 
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WOW Hug a Tree Save Our Earth

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Paper Plates

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

Funny Poetic Duff in the Rough Golf Balls

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