This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

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This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

A meal is better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are the chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Adult Apron

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Funny Quote: Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas T-Shirt

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny mug is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the funny, quasi-inspirational meme, "Hey Cupcake, You Can't Benchpress Muffins", rendered in heavy block lettering (think of it as a variant on the maxim, "No Pain No Gain"). 

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Funny You Can't Benchpress Muffins T-Shirt

This funny "Slice King" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Polo Shirt

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Throw Pillow

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Face Shield

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Button

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Magnet

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Flask

Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Cloth Face Mask

Add a bit of inspiration to your life with this design, which features a stylized purple butterfly standing in for the circle above the letter i and the motivational quote to "be inspired everyday" set in elegant lettering.

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WOW Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Purple Butterfly

Celebrate dads and Father's Day with this multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life on a white background. 

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

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