This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

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This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This ball says it all! With "Un-fore-gettable" typography and a place in the middle for a name, these are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This funny typography "The Worm Burner" golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

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This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this multi-purpose golf divot tool, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capitals) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Divot Tool

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt, which features the humorous observation "You don't know jack-o'-lantern" styled in a slightly askew font in black is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends!

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Funny Punny You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern T-Shirt

I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Throw Pillow

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Tote Bag

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Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only Square Wall Clock

Take good vibrations with you anywhere you go with this all-over-print tote, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized flowers on a cheery orange background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Middle Eastern cuisine), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Baba Ganoush Guru" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Baba Ganoush Guru Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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