This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

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This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

This "Un-fore-gettable" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is remarkable on every round!

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Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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Funny Best Golfer by Par Divot Tool

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This funny typography golf ball, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor. 

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Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

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This "The Eagle Maker" typography golf divot tool is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this multi-purpose golf divot tool, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capitals) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Divot Tool

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Pest Control Specialist". Perfect for the canine who knows how to chase down its quarry!

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Funny Pest Control Specialist Pet Bandana Collar

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Luggage Tag

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Notebook

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Coaster Set

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Fleece Blanket

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Trivet

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), these are the perfect gift ideas for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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WOW Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this powdered drink mix, which features the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered outline of a heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Pawsitively Amazing." Perfect for the furbaby who's got its act down pat!

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Funny Pawsitively Amazing Pet Bandana Collar

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Thermal Tumbler

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Water Bottle

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Yoga Mat

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Notebook

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Pillar Candle

Put the "I" in gratitude with this bold and modern gratitude pillar candle, which features the word gratitude (with a heart standing in for the "i" to reflect self-care), styled on a soft pastel background of purple and pink hues. Customize colors and text /affirmations as desired.

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WOW Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Coffee Mug

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Pinback Button

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Notebook

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

Funny The Eagle Maker Divot Tool

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