This "The Birdie Whisperer" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

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These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography putter cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

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This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

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This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "is royally screwed with his swing"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny Red Argyle The Slice King ... Golf Towel

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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WOW Argyle & Block

This funny gardener's "Green Thumbs Not Green Bums" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Personalize as desired.

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Funny Gardeners Green Thumbs Not Green Bums Seat Cushion

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

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Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey®'s Kisses®

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Pawsitively Amazing." Perfect for the furbaby who's got its act down pat!

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Funny Pawsitively Amazing Pet Bandana Collar

Be inspired by this motivational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

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Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas LED Sign

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

Funny Duck! Golf Balls

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