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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Paper Plates

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter LED Sign

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Trinket Tray

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Bottle Opener

Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Nothing says gear for the garage like this funny design (no beer rings on the workbench please), designed in the style of a glowing car odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with a name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases!

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WOW Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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Other golf towels from various stores