These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

WOW Argyle & Block

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "hoc facite hodie, quod cras non venit." translates from Latin to English as "do it today because tomorrow never comes". Or carpe diem ("seize the day").

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Latin Hoc Facite Hodie, Quod Cras Non Venit Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Button

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Bandana

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

This colorful word art design features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. Perfect for breaking the ice, whatever the spoken tongue, and great for celebrating International Mother Language Day on February 21!
 
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WOW Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Get a chuckle with this colorful observational humor / pun design, which features the self-created witticism "I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language." At least it's words I don't understand.
 
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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

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