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Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking apron features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud that describes the many facets of these delicate beauties. 

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud that connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Adult Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Love conquers all, but so does chocolate! The perfect apron for those with a sweet tooth.

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Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for family PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Have an elderly family member or know someone in their golden (or silver) years who refuses to give up their driving license and insists on hitting the road whenever s/he feels like it, no matter how less-than-perfect their driving record actually is? Then this novelty bumper sticker is the perfect tongue-in-cheek "warning sign" for other motorists who have the misfortune to share the road with them or be stuck behind or beside them.

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Funny Cranky Deaf Old Fart at the Wheel Bumper Sticker

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational Physical Hustle Builds Mental Muscle T-Shirt

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

More from Words of Whimsy

Other aprons from various stores