These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

WOW Argyle & Block

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux royal blue-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Belief and perseverance are the traits of difference makers" gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will be life changing.

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Belief & Perseverance Traits of Difference Makers Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Celebrate autumn with this fall-themed typographical mug, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Mug

Get a chuckle with this colorful observational humor / pun design, which features the self-created witticism "I brake for birds, even though they use fowl language." At least it's words I don't understand.
 
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Funny I Brake For Birds Even Tho They Use Fowl ... Black Cotton Face Mask

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Paper Cups

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set in calming blue and white on contrasting script and sans serif typefaces. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... Black Cotton Face Mask

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "The Early Birder Catches the Early Bird Catches the Early Worm Catches the Early Birder" t-shirt is great for birders and those who like Catch-22 circular reasoning!

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Funny The Early Birder Catches ... T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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