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This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (and, in fine print, the rhyming sidebar "is a royal pain on the green"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "one game. two playing styles.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

Add a touch of inspiration to leisure time with this dartboard, which features the words "imagine impossibilities" set against a blue-tinted cloudscape. Modify catchphrase or slogan as desired. A great gift idea for innovators and blue sky thinkers!

Design and Photography © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Imagine Impossibilities Blue Cloudscape Dart Board

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

Celebrate Valentine's Day with these candy favors, which feature the sweet sentiment "My Better Half", encircled by an artistically rendered white heart.

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/expressionsoccasions

Funny Romantic My Better Half Hearts Hershey®'s Kisses®

This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Mug

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Hoodie

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Scented Candle

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Yoga Mat

Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment Notebook

With the affirmation to "live in the moment", this design is the perfect way to remind you to live for today, and let its moments enlighten you with valuable lessons.

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WOW Inspirational Mindfulness Quote Live in the Moment

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Notebook

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Poster

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Hip Flask

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Pinback Button

Inspirational Words Change and Challenge Coffee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your kitchen with this magnet, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Words Change and Challenge

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this all-over-print apron, which features multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky! Personalize with a favorite catchphrase.

Based on the original photography of W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/walkswithnature

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Funny Sauce the Universal Ingredient Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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Other golf towels from various stores