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Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

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Crack up the competition in ping pong with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Ping Pong Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful and psychedelic ping pong paddle, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Ping Pong Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

A great ping pong paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ping Pong Paddle

If you like to play a fast-paced game, then you know that the ping pong table in the man cave isn't complete without this funny car-themed table tennis paddle, designed in the style of a glowing odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases! 

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Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features  the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in finer print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach .. Hashtag Grandmom Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Sports Team Chauffeur Hashtag Busy Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

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