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The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

What isn't burnt (to a crisp) is (still) edible. In my early culinary adventures, the diners have often been forced to stomach food that has been too well done. Not surprisingly, this has not led to any love for Cajun or blackened cuisine. The perfect apron to let others know that the meal may be less than perfect!

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What Is Slightly Burnt is Mostly Edible Adult Apron

Love conquers all, but so does chocolate! The perfect apron for those with a sweet tooth.

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Chocolate Can Fix Anything Adult Apron

Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! If there's one place in the home where one can get fresh with the kitchenmaster (or give him/her an unintentional compliment), it should be the kitchen!

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Funny Hey, Good Cookin'! Adult Apron

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Add a bit of inspiration to the kitchen with this apron, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to the kitchen with this apron, which features a multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud that describes the many facets of these delicate beauties. 

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with words, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Haiku Hero" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for poets, storytellers, creative writers, or anyone who simply has an artistic eloquence with the pen! 

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Funny Haiku Hero Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Deliver a few chuckles with this whimsical design, which features the quip, "Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession" (repeated three times, and bracketed by two rows of multi-colored owls). Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand, is no reason to label me as someone with an unhealthy fixation on avians. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...
 
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Funny Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession White Cotton Face Mask

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" keychain is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Keychain

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Soccer Ball

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Men's Football Jersey

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Football

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty soccer ball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud

A saucy attitude is the recipe for success! You have to be brave, inventive, and daring in the kitchen. The perfect apron for sauciers and punsters alike.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical backpack, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes" on a geometric red, black, and white background. Great for students, travelers, and daytrippers!

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes Printed Backpack

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores