These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

Funny Golf Game of Lies Golf Ball Marker

The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Marker

WOW Argyle & Block

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

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Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Mug

Funny Life is a Journey ... Leggings

Funny Life is a Journey ... Canvas Print

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... Button

Funny Life is a Journey ... Stone Coaster

Funny Life is a Journey ... Glass Coaster

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Notebook

Funny Hot Mess Adult Apron

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" mug is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Coffee Mug

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

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