This "I'm Known Here as the Birdie Whisperer" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Balls

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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These "The Eagle Maker" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Marker

WOW Argyle & Block

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Life is a Journey ... Passport Holder

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Mug

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

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Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" keychain is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 
 
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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend Keychain

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Canvas Print

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Coffee Mug

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Bandana

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Card

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Personal Trainer for Hire." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets fit every day!

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Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

This is a great way to recognize the individual who spends most of his/her time mixing up mystery liquids in the science lab or drinks at the bar, with this funny novelty t-shirt, which features the job title "The Potion Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for scientists, alchemists, and bartenders!

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Funny The Potion Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

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