This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Bottle Hanger Tag

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Credit Card Bottle Opener

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Flask

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Napkins

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Coffee Drink Mix

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them in this extra large journal, which sports the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background.

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Extra Large Moleskine Notebook

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Action & Integrity Speak Volumes Peel And Stick Photo Tile

You are what you eat! Kale is not just window dressing for the red meats at your local grocer. It's loaded with Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of raw kale delivers a whopping 671% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)). It's also a superfood, super rich in Vitamin C, Vitamin A, as well as lutein and zeaxanthin (the latter two being the carotenoids needed to keep your eyes healthy). I may turn up my nose at other members of the brassica family, but kale gets my thumbs up.

Kale is also super easy to grow. Ours flourish all year long; winter's frost even adds a touch of sweetness.

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Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hot Chocolate Drink Mix

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" novelty seat cushion is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Seat Cushion

Funny Quote Life is a Journey ... Embroidered Hoodie

Offer a bit of humor with this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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