This "I'm Known Here as the Birdie Whisperer" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

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This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography putter cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

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This funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Golf (Game of Lies 'n' Flubs) Golf Towel

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These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf balls are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Balls

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

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These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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Funny Punny Un-fore-gettable Golf Balls

Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Balls

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny The Worm Burner Golf Balls

Funny Punny Best Golfer by Par Golf Balls

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background.

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

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WOW Argyle & Block

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Teddy Bear

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Burp Cloth

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bib

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "little lady", with lady spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols

Add a touch of autumnal whimsy to the kitchen or dining experience with this fall-themed typographical trivet, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Stone Coaster

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Black Cotton Face Mask

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby T-Shirt

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Baseball

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Soccer Ball

Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud Men's Football Jersey

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Dad's a real "sport" -- and this witty soccer ball design features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. A great gift idea for celebrating dads, father figures, and Father's Day!

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Funny Definitions of Dad Job Career Tag Cloud

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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