These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "fear the ball. fear the club.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle The Worm Burner ... Golf Towel

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf balls markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit (and scorch a few poor annelids in the process)! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

WOW Argyle & Block

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Sports Analyst Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

This reverse motivational dartboard features a colorful set of good-natured taunts, retorts, and general ribbing wrapped and placed in a circular pattern on the dartboard. The further you are away from the center of the dartboard, the "bigger", literally and figuratively, the insult). Personalize with your own witticisms, or use as is. Great for de-stressing after a long day at the office; getting plenty of laughs during leisure time; and hours of fun!

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Colorful Funny Insults "Reverse Motivational" Dart Board

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Doormat

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Wireless Charger

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Thermal Tumbler

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Throw Pillow

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Skateboard

Add inspiration to game time with this cornhole set, which features the quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering on a faux stained burlap background. 

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The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Shoe Pastry" (with an accompanying silhouette of a stiletto for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding choux pastry, an unleavened dough used in many European-based cuisines.

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Funny Pun / Wordplay Shoe (Choux) Pastry Adult Apron

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Serving Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Coaster Set

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Trinket Tray

Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Hot Sauces

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this tile, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!"

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WOW Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier

Funny Life is a Journey ... Leggings

Funny Life is a Journey ... Canvas Print

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... Button

Funny Life is a Journey ... Stone Coaster

Funny Life is a Journey ... Glass Coaster

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Sports Team Chauffeur Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Seat Cushion

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Coaster Set

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser T-Shirt

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Trivet

Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Hoodie

 Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Keychain

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), these are the perfect gift ideas for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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