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Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt, which features the humorous observation "You don't know jack-o'-lantern" styled in a slightly askew font in black is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Punny You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty shirt, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name T-Shirt

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights peeking out of the word aurora), this is the perfect shirt for photographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser T-Shirt

Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Birder Mug

Part brainteaser, part assemble-it-yourself art, this contemplative yet challenging puzzle is great for improving muscle memory.

Be inspired with this motivational quote, "Music is poetry for the soul", which accompanies an original photo I took of a violin laid across a kitchen slate floor and vignetted in post-processing.

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Elegant Vignetted Violin on Slate Tile Jigsaw Puzzle

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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UPC Code Gamechanger Trucker Hat

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results in other languages. This funny "Miso Hungry" apron (with chopsticks and sushi for added comical effect) is perfect for the sushi lover with a punny sense of humor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Pun / Wordplay Miso Hungry Adult Apron

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

More from Words of Whimsy

Other women's t-shirts from various stores