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Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things T-Shirt

Add a touch of poetic whimsy and nature to your wardrobe with this top, which features the saying "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks". A great gift idea for those who love nature and wildlife!

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the event planner for tiny humans, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Play Date Planner" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Play Date Planner Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Add good vibrations to your day with this shirt, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only T-Shirt

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

Funny Quote Life is a Journey ... Seltzer Can Cooler

Funny Life is a Journey ... Throw Pillow

Funny Life is a Journey ... T-Shirt

Funny Life is a Journey ... Adult Apron

Funny Life is a Journey ... Coffee Mug

Funny Life is a Journey ... Notebook

Pass on a bit of poetic whimsy with this design, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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WOW Funny Life is a Journey ...

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The Journey is All that Matters" (so make every step count!) rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational The Journey is all that Matters T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who reads enchanting tales to their little one(s) before they lay themselves down to sleep, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Bedtime Stories Curator for Tiny Humans" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Bedtime Stories Curator ... Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Add a touch of autumnal whimsy to the kitchen or dining experience with this fall-themed typographical trivet, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Stone Coaster

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Napkins

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Luggage

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Throw Pillow

Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Foil Prints

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Hand Sanitizer

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this design, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" on an aged paper background.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

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