This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

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This funny "Bad Driver" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "Not Great with Woods or Irons, Either)" typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wishes they could be better with their number one clubs (or any club)! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Red Argyle Bad Driver ... Golf Towel

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This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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These funny typography golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Balls

These funny "Good Driver" typography golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who knows how to shine at their long game! It is not a reference to your competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Good Driver Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the "playing styles" of Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook, are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Ball Marker

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf balls give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Balls

This "The Eagle Maker" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because I can make the ball fly!") typography golf club cover with green-on-green argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings their A game to every round! 

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Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Head Cover

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

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These funny "Golf" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Game of Lies and Flubs") golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who has a love-hate relationship with this game! 

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This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Funny Golf Game of Lies Ball Marker

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Funny The Worm Burner Golf Ball Marker

Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

Funny Bad Driver Golf Ball Marker

The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Marker

WOW Argyle & Block

These funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Ball Marker

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

Funny Un-fore-gettable Divot Tool

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Divot Tool

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Funny Punny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Funny The Worm Burner Divot Tool

This ball says it all! This "Best Golfer by Par" typography golf ball is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who is even-stevens at every round!

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WOW Golf Personalized

Make World Oceans Day a memorable event with this clear stadium tote bag, which features the tagline "Save Our Oceans" in sans serif lettering, with a stylized aquatic globe in the letter "O" of "Oceans" above a quintet of blue waves.

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Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Clear Tote Bag

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

A great waist pack for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "Today the Steps, Tomorrow the Mountain", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational Today the Steps Tomorrow the Mountain Clear Fanny Pack

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful passport cover, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Passport Holder

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

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Funny Quote I'm in the Doghouse T-Shirt

This funny shirt, which sports the humorous observation "Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast" (on the reverse) and another humorous observation "Super Linguists Finish off the Library Before Lunchtime" (on the front), is the perfect gift idea for linguists, bookworms, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! 

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Funny Linguists Eat the Dictionary for Breakfast T-Shirt

Add a touch of humor to your travels with this passport cover, which features the saying "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" on a black background with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks".

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies Passport Holder

Say goodbye to boring and get noticed with this double-sided, minimalist business card design, which features elegant white lettering set on 
a black background that conveys strength and creativity while delivering a personal yet professional touch. Reverse shows the (customizable) quote: "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different." Great for life coaches and motivational speakers.

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Artistic Inspirational Black White Life Coach Business Card

This "I Was at the Planetary Parade of August 28, 2024" dopp kit, styled in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the six aligning planets, is perfect for letting one and all know that you were into serious planetgazing on that night! A great gift idea for stargazers and astronomers (budding and established!)

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Funny Golf Game of Lies Ball Marker

Funny Golf Game of Lies Ball Marker

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