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This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "one game. two playing styles.") golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

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This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "is royally screwed with his swing"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle The Slice King ... Golf Towel

This funny typography golf towel with argyle borders, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (and, in fine print, the rhyming sidebar "is a royal pain on the green"), is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

This funny "Duck!" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print, "or goose. you're way past fore.") golf towel with red argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose game is so bad it should be a crime for them to play a round! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Duck! Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this shot glass, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Shot Glass

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and profound quotes, including "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", "a meal is better when eaten together", "new worlds await in the infinity of our consciousness", and "those who roam make every port a place to call their own."

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (II) Coaster Set

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Espresso Cup

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Poster

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud White Cotton Face Mask

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

More from Words of Whimsy

Other golf towels from various stores