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If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which gives us the admission that "picklers are unlicensed to dink and drive" on a neon pink and orange chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout, Artwork, and Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Pickleball Paddle

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful and psychedelic pickleball paddle, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Pickleball Paddle

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "The Slice King" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

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Other pickleball paddles from various stores