This funny "Duff in the Rough" (and, in fine print, the sidebar, "pairs well with that double bogey") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

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You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

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These funny "Bad Driver" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who wish they could be better with their number one clubs! It is not a reference to your (in)competence behind the wheel (of a car or a golf cart), but take it both ways if you wish!

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Funny Bad Driver Golf Balls

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This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Towel

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

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These funny "Let Lost Balls Lie" golf ball markers give us a ball's (rather resigned) perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Let Lost Balls Lie Golf Ball Marker

These funny "Oh No Not Again!" golf balls give us a ball's perspective on what they must feel every time they're as far from the fairway as they can get. The perfect gift idea for the golfer whose regularly puts their balls in the worst of places!

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Funny Oh No Not Again! Golf Balls

These funny "No Thanks for the Shank" typography golf balls are the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Poetic No Thanks for the Shank Golf Balls

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These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Marker

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

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This funny "No Thanks for the Shank" (and, in fine print, the sidebar "because my game is already rank") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift idea for any golfer who has seen where a bad hit (usually) lands them!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

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Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

Get a chuckle or two with this design, which features the envied "rank" of "The Birdie Whisperer" next to a teed up golf ball. Perfect for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Black Cotton Face Mask

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

If a Hummingbird Sees Red in Your Garden, Move Away from the Nectar Feeder! Never stand in the way of a hummingbird and its source of fuel! These nimble flyers can really turn on a dime. A friend and I once stumbled upon a pair of warring male hummingbirds in a large public garden (they were fighting over flowers, of course). Without skipping a beat or slowing down, both combatants zipped around my friend in perfect unison, taking their (private and interrupted) battle elsewhere.

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If a Hummingbird Sees Red ... Yard Sign

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Postcard

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Poster

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges LED Sign

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges

Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges Throw Pillow

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your favorite drink with this mug, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser." Perfect for the canine who's a real athlete!

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Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle No Thanks for the Shank Golf Towel

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