This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

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This funny "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

This funny "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

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This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Towel

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This funny golf towel, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Offer inspiration with this golf towel, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Golf Towel

Funny Green Argyle Good Driver ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle The Slice Queen ... Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook ... Golf Towel

Green Argyle The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Blue Argyle The Swing King Golf Towel

Funny Red Argyle Duff in the Rough Golf Towel

This "Swing King" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "Because Golf's Really His Thing") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift for a golfer who has this game nailed down! 

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WOW Argyle & Block

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this golf towel, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. Customize messaging as desired!

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Thermal Tumbler

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Water Bottle

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Yoga Mat

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Notebook

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Pillar Candle

Put the "I" in gratitude with this bold and modern gratitude pillar candle, which features the word gratitude (with a heart standing in for the "i" to reflect self-care), styled on a soft pastel background of purple and pink hues. Customize colors and text /affirmations as desired.

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WOW Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Personal Trainer for Hire." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets fit every day!

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Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty Halloween handouts.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Hershey's Miniatures

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby T-Shirt

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Pillar Candle

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Yoga Mat

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... T-Shirt

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Notebook

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Get inspired to live your best life with this bold and modern motivational notebook, which features the affirmations, "Dream Deeply Live Boldly Love Unconditionally" set in tall, block lettering with a starry black cosmos peeking out from each character.

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

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