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Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Personal Trainer for Hire." Perfect for the canine who likes to make sure their human gets fit every day!

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Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

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Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this punny pet bandana, which reads "Baad to the Bone" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a young black-faced sheep). 

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Funny Punny Sheep Baad to the Bone Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Über Hound." Perfect for the canine who's a top dog!

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Funny Uber Hound Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this phoetic pet bandana, which reads "Dizzy Lizzie" (modeled, rather appropriately, by a green iguana). 

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Cute Dizzy Lizzie Pet Bandana Collar

Pretty kitty is a smart cookie, too! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this cool cat bandana, which reads "Purr-fessional Family Counselor." Perfect for the feline who ends up being the sympathetic ear to the trials and tribulations of its humans!

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Funny Purr-fessional Family Counselor Pet Bandana Collar

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Simply Purr-ific!" Perfect for the A-lister feline!

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Funny Simply Purr-ific! Pet Bandana Collar

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "It's Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet." 

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Funny Not a Dog Bath Unless the Humans Get Wet Pet Bandana Collar

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "o mundus iste (caput quassans)" translates from Latin to English as "oh, this world (shaking my head)".

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Latin O Mundus Iste (Caput Quassans) Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" glass coaster is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend! Glass Coaster

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs T-Shirt

Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs Mug

With its quasi-rhyming "job title" of "grammar drama queen" (and in smaller print, "yes, I do mind your Ps and Qs!", this funny mug is a sly poke at the language police. ;) Great gift idea for linguists, grammaticians, and English teachers!

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WOW Funny Grammar Drama Queen Mind Your Ps and Qs

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Throw Pillow

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Shower Curtain

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud Paper Napkins

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to your walls with this poster. This multi-colored tree-shaped tag cloud connects the importance of these large and ancient organisms to our world. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

Funny (Furry) Personal Trainer for Hire Pet Bandana Collar

More from Words of Whimsy

Other dog collars from various stores